Fake Nun Gathers Bad Karma

There's a priest in my bed! Or there will be, for the next 11 days. The Fort is packing up and relocating to accomodate for a 10-priest retreat. I can't say I'm celebrating the move, which is why I'm not sure I could ever be a Real Nun. Or a successful Hindu. I'm stuck in samsara, unable to relinquish my worldly possessions, even if those are only a desk, a closet, a dresser, and a sink--the tiny space I've called mine for a whopping two weeks. How American.