Reality TV Gets Real

Thought geese flew in gaggles? Think again. Those V-formations are really gangs. Today I saw two gangs of geese face off on the Health Center lawn. Discovery Channel met Reno 911 out the picture window when two huge groups of geese swooped in and got vicious. A couple of cops (gobble gobble) came out of the woods and tried to break it up, but they were only brave enough to pace around the perimeter and thrust a few threatening head-bobs in the direction of the melee. I had to leave for class before I learned who claimed Southside Marywood.