Dwain Reynolds the Third

A kid from my hometown is running for State Board of Ed. Qualifications? Day care teacher, and a degree in progress at Western.

But I voted for him. For old times sake. For the times he jacked off in Intro Spanish and theater rehearsal. For the day he pronouced the word epitome "ep-i-tohm."

Because he's running with the Green Party and probably won't make it anyway. Because I wasn't brave enough to write in a candidate for the Big Shot spot. Because I voted even though I have no faith in the governmental system.

What the hell. Go Dwain.