Fakesgiving 2.0

Jon and his roommates are having Thanksgiving today. Last night, they covered the walls of apartment H1 with Pocahontases and pumpkins, hung autumn leaf tinsel from the ceilings. They worked on Tessie the turkey, making an emergency call to a friend to find out that the lump of flesh dangling from her body was a head, and that they would have to pull it off. At first, with rubber gloves, they looked like surgeons. Later, after they cocooned their heads in plastic wrap (a hole poked out for a mouth), it was hard to say.