Election Logic

If McCain / Palin wins = Kyla moves to Canada,
then does Obama / Biden wins = Rush Limbaugh moves to Canada?

No...the equation does not seem so tightly parallel. Sister Kathi suggests a modification:
Obama / Biden wins = Rush Limbaugh moves to Iran.

She's getting him a one-way ticket for Christmas, before he can make any comments that might get her golden boy pres elect assassinated.

Besides, she says, he'll be more comfortable there.